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I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

Where We're Going, We Don't Need Roads...Ok Maybe Some Roads Are Required

88 MPH DELIVERY

Servicing Croydon VIC & Surrounding Areas

Alex ⚡ Meet Your Temporal Pilot - Alex ▼
Alex - Your Temporal Pilot

G'day! I'm Alex, your friendly neighbourhood van operator and self-appointed temporal transport specialist — a one-man operation. Whether you've scored a bargain on Marketplace or you're moving house, I'll get your stuff from A to B safely — no flux capacitor required. Just reliable service, a solid van, and a good attitude.

⚠️ Important: As I'm just one bloke, I'll need a hand loading and unloading heavy items. Please have someone available at both ends to help with any heavy lifting. I can move most things, but I cannot move standard fridges or king size beds — they're too large for my van to handle safely.

The Van ⚡ The Time Machine Van ⚡ ▼
The Time Machine Van - 2004 Toyota Hiace SLWB

Model: 2004 Toyota Hiace SLWB

Flux Capacity: 1 Tonne Payload

Temporal Transport For: Marketplace Items • Furniture • Appliances

📦 Cargo Manifest

  • Furniture (couches, beds, tables)
  • Appliances (washers, dryers, small fridges)
  • Marketplace acquisitions
  • Office equipment
  • General household items
  • Moving assistance
  • Cannot move: Standard fridges, king size beds
  • Helper needed at both ends for heavy items

💰 Temporal Pricing

  • $60 per hour
  • Includes temporal navigation to pickup
  • Includes delivery route
  • Includes return to present
  • No paradoxes guaranteed
  • Instant quote calculation below

✨ Time-Tested Service

  • Reliable across all timelines
  • Experienced temporal pilot
  • Careful handling of cargo
  • Flexible scheduling
  • Local spacetime knowledge
  • Great Scott! Great rates!

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📞 DIRECT COMMUNICATION LINE

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0433 450 198

⏰ Available 24/7 Across All Timelines